Angel and Tiggs


EXCLUSIVE: How Chile plans to join the European Union by TA

Angel and Tiggs have up-to-date and exclusive information about Chile’s intention to apply to membership for the European Union. According to sources, president Michele Bachelet wants to deviate the international crisis by adhering to a strong and prosperous economical bloc that is the EU. The plan is quite simple. Famous Spanish jurist Baltasar Garzón, the same who requested imprisonment of the late Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, was hired as an immigration attorney. Garzón is supposed to submit the paperwork to Brussels (EU headquarters) as early as Turkey is accepted to the continental bloc. The European/Asian country has preference in the membership application because it’s been submitting bids for more than 10 years.

Chile states that she has the right to apply for EU membership, even being some 10 thousand kilometres away from the closest piece of land in the continent. Santiago alleges that almost 300 years of Spanish rule would be enough to give the country the right to ask for Spanish citizenship. Spain is a full member of the EU. Bernard O’Higgins and José de San Martin, fathers of the Chilean motherland, also have European ascendancy (Irish / Spanish). Spain already informed 300 years are indeed enough to request citizenship, however, Chile would have to apply first for permanent residency to comply with the country’s current law.